We searched high and far and wide for this week's drink, eventually even getting up off the couch when the cushions yielded nothing but some old pretzel sticks. We decided that a trip to the NASA labs might give us some ideas for a Drink of the Week, but the scientists weren't much help. In fact, they were pretty grumpy that we interrupted their calculations of spherical harmonic values for cylindrical disk models with azimuthal symmetry. Grumpy scientists are a drag, so we stole their calculators. Hah hah! What are you gonna do now, throw some science at us? Aha ha ha ha!

*Ahem* Anyway, it turns out that we had a most delicious drink recipe right under our noses, submitted by one of our esteemed readers. DJ Mischiff, the sultan of sound, the burgomaster of beats, brought to us the Black Magic Cream shooter. We trust it will improve your mind, body, soul and most importantly, your dance floor moves. If you're ever in Victoria, BC, we highly recommend heading down to Mischiff's club, Eleven Stones, and testing this theory yourself.