It's been awhile since we featured any shots, so we're making up for it this week with the Lava Lamp. If you make it carefully enough, you can get the shot to look like one of those funky, protoplasmistic groove lights (we should be in marketing, seriously). If you're super-careful, you can get it to look like the face of a dead, weeping holy figure, and you can get thousands of people to pilgrimage to your house and charge them admission fees to view your shot. We tried it, but all we got was the paper boy, who wasn't really interested so much as he was very, very frightened. We couldn't really understand it.