It's been a long time since we touched on our old friend Jägermeister. It's been a long time since we touched our old friend Jolene Blalock too, but that's mostly because of the... uh... restraining order. *cough*. Against, uh, her. You know how it is.

Anyhow, here's a mix guaranteed to "bear" down on you. [Editor's note: After writing that, the reviewer was shot and killed. We've replaced him with a drunken monkey. Now back to your regular review]. It's got 500 pounds of wild ursine tastiness to it. We're not sure what that means, but it sounded impressive so we wrote it down.