Many of you know Drinknation.com as a distributor of weekly beverage assembly instructions, but we also double as a nation-wide public service announcement network. It's an important role, and we don't take it lightly. We brought you the latest news in the horrific lawn flamingo invasions of 2003. And last year's skimboarding hobo olympics would have gone completely unnoticed if not for the quick action of our dedicated professional journalism drinkers. And who brought you the news that Elvis was alive in a hotel in Kansas City, but was being kept prisoner by aliens that had cloned Hilary Clinton? Well, that was probably the Enquirer, but it could have been us. We're a bit fuzzy on that one. But in keeping with our strong devotion to public service and enlightenment, we'd like to remind you to set your clocks forward this Sunday. Oh, and keep your eyes out for lawn flamingo scouting parties. We've heard they've been building up forces in your area, and we must not allow a lawn flamingo expansion gap. Mostly the clock thing though.