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Submitted Drink Recipes
- 151 Dead Aliens Hanging From The Leaning Tower Of Pisa
- 44 Bullets
- 5 Hours of Wild Hot Sex With Bailey
- Altarboy With A Sore Ass Crying In The Rectory
- Arizona Moonshine
- B-52 #8
- Black Hole Sun
- Bloated Corpse Of Czechslovakian Doctor Found In Everglades By A Vampire
- Blood of the Hard Nosed Bat
- Blowjob From A Ghost At Sundown In Salem's Lot
- Botched Abortion
- British Blueberry Pancakes With A Side Of Mexican Espresso
- Chihuahua Orgasm On A Hot August Evening
- Choking To Death On A Throat Full Of Cum
- Constipated Monster Under The Bed
- Constipated Vampire
- Crowning The 7 Captains Of Bombay
- Damnation On The Plantation
- Dr. Jeremiah Bailey and The Headless Horseman of Transylvania
- Dream Weaver
- Drowning Mexican Trying To Cross The Rio Grande
- Dry Fart In A Strong Wind
- Dyslexic Easter Bunny
- Elmo At A Glory Hole
- Ewok And A Stoned Frenchman Burning Joss Sticks At China's Festival Of Hungry Ghosts
- Ewok And Santa Taking Xtsasy While A Reindeer Cooks Over A Trash Can Fire
- Ewok Burning Down A Sugar Cane Field Next To An Airport Hangar In Jamaica
- Ewok Buying A Hooker And A Rock Of Cocaine Behind A Stripclub On The Vegas Strip
- Ewok Having A Wet Dream While Passed Out In A Laundromat On Olympic Blvd.
- Ewok In Blackwater Castle Channeling The Ghost of WB Yeats
- Ewok Teabagging A Mexican Trying To Cross The Border At Midnight
- Ewok Wearing A Troubador Cape And A Crown Running Onto The Field During The France-Sweden World Cup Match
- Frozen Alaskan Prostitute
- Gay Puerto Rican Rockstar In A Velvet Business Suit
- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Graveyard Smog
- Hpnotized By A Tattooed Bullfighter While On A Turkey Hunt In The Southern Yukon
- Irishman Being Beaten To Death In The Bushes Of Connemara Park By A French Mime Wearing Gold Rhinestones
- Jealous Zealot
- Jesus On The 5:30 Train To Amsterdam
- Kentucky Bastard Love Child
- Last Dance In Las Vegas
- Leprechaun Taint
- Leprechaun's Triple Bypass
- Mad Dog And The Farting Ghost
- Maggot Infested Corpse
- Mexican Gringo Passed Out In Front Of A Rotterdam Porn Store
- Mexican Superman
- Mort #2
- Nightmare Island
- North of Hell, South Of Heaven
- November Acid Trip
- On The Cointreauary My Sweet Admiral
- Pomegranate Tornado
- Pope Benedict's Love Potion
- Prom Queen On The Rag
- Psychotic Easter Bunny Stabbing A Leprechaun With A Shillelagh Dipped In Hydrochloric Acid
- Purple Rose In Paradise
- Quivering Lips of A Constipated Mime
- Retarded Monkey Lost In The Ural Mountains
- Rich Japanese Businessman With Hypnotizing Blue Eyes
- Santa Being Tazed In A German Gay Nightclub
- Satan's Sloe Hayride Through Alabama
- Sex On The Beach With A Dead German Rockstar
- Sloe Rain On A Sunday Morning
- Smurf Suicide
- Smurf With Hemarrhoids
- Sour Grapes Of Midori
- Spiderman At The Playboy Mansion
- The Cointreauversial Japanese Monkey Runs Amok In Downtown Rome
- The Gallant Grand Dragon In A Broken Down Skyy Blue Crown Victoria
- The Goldnotiq Ultimatum
- Trashcan Sinatra
- Tyson The Skateboarding Bulldog's Eel Juice
- Welcome to the Jungle, Batman
- Whispers In The Wind
- X-Rated Valentine Beach Romp With A Horny Cupid
- Yuletide Cheer
- Znap Thunderdance
- Zombie Waltz at Midnight