A twist on the classic Salty Dog. This is the little dog with the big bite. Not that we condone chihuahuas in any way. Sure, the puppies are cute, and might make girls swoon, but lets get real - little dogs just aren't that cool. Chihuahuas shiver unless it's a hundred degrees out. You think they could rescue Timmy if he fell down the well? Not likely. All they can do is sell out to the highest bidder and ask you where your chalupa is en espanol. ¿Dónde está el perros fresco? Only in the glass my friend...only in the glass. To hell with his chalupa.